I was on my way to the shops about half an hour ago
with the neighbour when a women fell
of her bicycle and the things that she bought were out
of the plastic bag and all over the place.
Guess what my neighbour asked me.
"Do we need to help?"
DO WE NEED TO HELP?!
Is she shitting me?!
Is she being serious when she asked me that?!
OF COURSE WE NEED TO HELP HER.
PFT.
So i went over and helped the women but
guessed what my neighbour did next.
She just stood there and stared at me.
SHE JUST STOOD THERE AND STARED AT ME!
OMG.
But then she FINALLY decided to be really "helpful" and went all,
-Points at the packet of fishballs
Oh look Misha, you missed that.
Smooth man, smooth.
Im impressed.
-_-"!
..
Now, where's my bubble tea?