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I had a date with the neighbour today since my
bestfriend wasnt feeling too good, well yesterday
because its like, 2 in the morning now.
And i swear im never going anywhere
especially when i could feel a stomach cramp
about to torture me at that very point of time.
I thought that it'd be gone and leave
me at peace but noooooooo, it didnt.
I had to go to the ladies countless times
and ended up being in Paragon.
So i decided to go to the Ladies again because
i was sweating so badly, i look like i just ran around
orchard and surprisingly, im in an air conditioned toilet
but just as the day could get anymore worst,
an effing stuck-up retail assistant that looked the
spit of my shit or whatever the ef she's working
as at the Prada Boutique shop knocked on my cubicle
door twice thinking that i slept in the
toilet cubicle.
O_O! WHAT IS UP WITH THAT?!
I dont know if she's retarded or im actually smarter than her in
maths but ive been in the
cubicle for only a pathetic 10 minutes and there
she goes knocking at the ****ing door thinking
that the cubicle belongs to her and that i should hurry.
But i didnt got all mad because of that.
I got all worked up because
there were other cubicles that werent occupied so
she could just seriously enter the next cubicle and
leave me the ef alone and mind her own
business.
I was pretty much PISSED and it didnt
help that i was having the worst tummyache of the year.
So i said this when i came out of the cubicle
and i saw a cleaner with this salesgirl that i dont know of, obviously.
Me, "Who knocked on my door?"
Cleaner, *laughs. "I bla bla bla.."
(I dont know what she's mumbling in between her laughs)
Me, "Who the fk knocked on my door?!"
Cleaner, *keeps laughing.
Me, "WHAT THE FFFFFF, WHO!?"
Cleaner, *keeps on laughing.
Me, "Why did you knock on my door?! I had stomach cramps in there
and i wasnt sleeping. Look, the toilet doesnt belong to
you so i have the right to use it whenever and you shouldnt
knock on my door signalling me to hurry.
I need my privacy and you shouldnt have done that! "
Cleaner, *laughs, mumbles
Me, "Yeah whatever, but you still shouldnt have done that!"
And i was on my way out..
Cleaner, * laughs "Not me, her" and pointed to that
stuck up who took forever in the cubicle
that just walked out and by that time, ive already walked
out of the toilet and ignored whatever because i couldnt be arsed
and thats when that bitch went all..
"She scold you is it?"
I mean, come on.
How am i suppose to know the cleaner was
innocent and it wasnt her that knocked on my
cubicle door when she kept laughing like a retard
and couldnt even form the simplest sentence
like, "Its not me that knocked, its her" with a straight face.
I mean, she definitely had a hard time breathing because
she was laughing like maniac.
I dont see anything funny about knocking on
someone's toilet cubicle door and signalling them
to hurry especially when they're having stomach cramps.
Thats just clearly.. inhumane.
I dont really swear even if im really pissed but THAT,
that just get to me.
So moral of the story is; Its never fun getting on someone
last nerves especially when it happens to be in the toilet
because you might never know, a person with an upset tummy
could kill.
Never mess with a person that has a terrible tummyache.
But anywaaaay,
I bought this pretty damned good-looking hoodie at a very handsome price.
So my day wasnt all that bad afterall (: