CAN YOU BELIEVE IT?

Can you believe that ive been sitting infront of the computer for the past
8 hours, browsing through every each of the
tutorial videos in Youtube, ive most probably viewed all of them,
trying my desperate best to learn to play a song on
the guitar and i havent even managed
to get my fingers on the right chord without screaming
in pain, and now ive got blisters on
the tip of my fingers.
I always end up screwing the whole song im working
on by drumming the guitar,
which trust me, is waaaay more easier.
I should have just gotten myself a drum set instead.
I can actually see myself smashing the guitar
on the wall due to the frustration.
But no, i wont give up just yet plus the guitar is not mine.
My grandfather told me that i'll pick it up in
no time, but what if i dont?
I did Algebra all my life, and ive never picked that up.
I think im better off dancing eventhough some of
my dance moves is kind of like punching
the air like im fighting three invisble men at once.
No, i was kidding.
Ahaha.
Come on, you home skillets, fo real?
I aint no bust like that, i got me some of ma own legendary moves, yo.
Pfffffft!
Mehehe.
Anyway, I would never ditch my wanting to play the
guitar for a new hobby like dancing.
Thats insane, its an act of betrayal to a.. musical piece.
Its like betraying to Mozart!
Whatever it is, i need four plasters except for my thumb.