Once Upon A Time..
Actually, it happened today.
Always know what you're going to order before reaching the counter or
you'll end up ordering something totally..say.. different.

Venue: Macdonald.
"Hi, what can get you?"
"Can i have a Zinger please?" i said, bluntly.
"ZINGER?!"
"Yes, zinger?" i repeat, frustratedly.
"Zingeeer?"
"Zinger! , no? Oh wait, umm.. can i
just have a McChicken instead?"
"That would be $2"
-Place burger on tray.
"Chilli sauce would be on the right"
"Can i have chilli sauce?" i asked.
"That.. would be to the right"
"OH, OH. HAH! Thank you."
-Flashes the sweetest grin.

Just then i realised that i had made a complete fool out of
myself by asking for a Zinger burger
when they only sell it at another outlet,
KFC.
Either ways, it still made my day because
i was starving eventhough ive been
labeled an idiot for the whole five minutes. :]
Oh well.
Customer's arent always right, you see.
Well, pretty much not in my case.

Sleeping Freshmen Never Lie By David Lubar.

Look it up.
Not joking.
You'll thank me someday.
Its a novel by the way.