Guide To Teacher Types

The Newbie: Fresh out of teacher's college, she's full
of enthusiasm and eager to bond with her students. Newbies are almost
always wonderful. Some of them are pretty hot, too.

The Legend: A great teacher. Makes class fun and interesting. Some legends
have gimmick, like they'll wear costumes or play the guitar, or have
a famous friend who comes to visit the class.

The Ogre:
It's hard to imagine why a person who hates kids would
go into teaching. I guess it's some sort of power thing.
Or maybe the ogre didnt always hate kids.
They come in both male and females varieties. As they age, it becomes
very hard to tell them apart.

The Enthusiast: This teacher loves her subject. And she wants you to love it.
Her class can be fun, but sometimes she goes way over the students' heads because
she knows so much.

The Lifer: He's putting in his time because he couldnt think of
any other way to kill twenty-five or thirty years. Doesnt hate kids.
Doesnt like kid. Doesnt really care. He shows up every day and
covers the material in the lesson plan, but he could just as well be attaching bolts on an assembly line.

The Lame Duck: A lifer who's about to retire. He has nothing to lose.
This can be good since he doesnt give out too much work. But its bad if you want to learn anything.

The Comic: All he wants to do is make the kids laugh.
This can be fun if his jokes are any good, or torture if they arent.
The young ones are usually okay. The older ones make jokes about stuff nobody
has ever heard of, like the old songs and ancient actors.

The Natural: Sometimes, you get someone who just flat-out loves to teach, and
is really good at it. No gimmicks. No bad jokes. When you get one,
CONSIDER YOURSELF LUCKY.

The school should add these handy teacher's
guides in the pupil's handbook to make it
much more interesting rather than having
to look at the same old wise unflattering
"Play by the book" rules with front views and back views headshots.
To be honest, they look more like a criminal rather than some random
disciplinary students, really.
I wonder if Principals ever have their
nose in something else other than
punishments, and paper work and whatever else a principal does.
Take blogspot for example, do they even snoop
to know whats going around the school.
Rumors, who's dating who's.
Gossips, Which teacher having an affair with who.
Oh well.
So which of these resembles your teacher?