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A polite way of saying is 'An ILL WIND' but i call it 'The Good Loud Trumpet'. We all do it. Ordinary people, Famous people, Royalty- We all do it. What is it ? Passing gas is what we're on about. Something not discussed in polite company, but laughed about with friends. For some strange reason it is embarrasing to let out a loud fart when other people are around which shouldnt really be the case because it is a perfectly natural function- although it can often be quite smelly. Speaking of which, beans are one of those great gas makers. Im not surprised many were sacked from one's job due to farting. HAR HAR!. I have no idea that working in an office with colleagues who farts can damage our health, according to the swedish scientist. It is reckoned that high level of human gas can cause serious health problems to those who inhale it. Forget about getting the best employee award of the year, dad. NYAHAA. FAMOUS FARTERS. Queen Victoria. In the British court , Queen Victoria was quite famous for her passing of gas, produced mainly by the fact that she ate too quickly. (So, if in whatever case i fart, i will have to just simply say im doing an impression of Queen Victoria.) HAH! Surprisingly, Queen Victoria wasnt alone. Hitler was in the whole ' Farting Issue' too apart from world war and giving speeches. There's this saying, 'He Who Forgets History Is DOOMED To Repeat It!' I wonder if he ever dared repeating it twice. It as in 'fart'. The German leader, Adolf Hitler had quite a problem in farting. His personal doctor, treated the fuhrer with Dr Koster's anti-gas pills as these contained the poisons belladonna and strychnine they probably did the patient more harm than good. By just slouching in a chair can caused gas to be released. That explains why i fart more while sitting.
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