June 22nd; first day of school.
I was late for school because the darn clock didnt went off.
June something; Vico city with aunt and sister.

June 30th; N-level english oral.
I screwed up because i was more focused on how nervous i am, i dont think
the examiner understood a word im saying.
I didnt understood what i was saying, to be honest.
Heck, i dont even know if my answers were relevant to the questions being asked.
Also on the very same day, i found out how intensely creepy the hall actually is when no is around.
I was the last to leave the hall, unfortunately.
The person i sit to next in class; Nabilah aka Fedoura.
She loves smiling to herself whenever she's texting someone and she needs to stop
doing so because its starting to scare the shiet out of me.
HAHAHA!
June 30th; 8.42pm.
Younger sister is asleep.
Im tempted to put a mirror under her nose to
see if she's still breathing, but
then i figured it wasnt really my problem.

Its unfair how people have to be so judgemental.
If everyone were to go around assuming that people with
2345,39474 piercing and hair dyed to about three different colours at
once or even a tattoo on their right butt cheek is bad.
Then everybody would eventually start having negative
thoughts and hating each other and plus, the world would be a very
dull place to live in with only t-shirts and jeans.
Its probably how they express themselves.
Who are we to pass these kinds of remarks, really ?
I feel like im in the middle of an uncomfortable
debate in the politics , i shall stop.
There's a couple of people i know, who is infact, in blood relations
with me who is seriously getting on my last nerves.
I could date Jeffree Star for all i care, they would most probably
end up choking on their own saliva due to how shocked they are, if i really
did date Jeffree.
Be thankful, im with someone sane who actually understood
the term that "Nobody is perfect" unlike a couple of ding-dongs
i know who loves to go around talking false shit behind other
people's back and labelling other people like they're everybody's cup of tea.
I very much do still have a good eye for people and i
havent lost my taste at all, thank you very much.
It just so happens that im likely to pick the imperfect
ones that has the brains to think.
They're lucky ive never had intentions of being a murderer.

I was browsing through Yahoo aimlessly, like
i always do and this article captured my attention.

Can a Night Owl Become a Morning Person?
A Slate experiment.
By Deepa Ranganathan

When I told my friends I had found a way to transform myself into a
morning person, they responded in one of two ways.
The night people leaned in as if I were about to reveal the location
of a stash of pirate gold.
The morning people simply regarded me with pity and wonder.
"I just don't understand why it's so hard," said one friend, a
Danish medical student. "I can get up anytime I want."

This sort of smugness is prevalent among morning people, who count
among their ranks Nelson Mandela, Mahatma Gandhi,
nearly every American president, and even Jesus.
(See Mark 1:35: "And in the morning, rising up a great
while before day, he went out, and departed into a solitary place, and there prayed.")
Night people are stuck with psychopaths like Adolf Hitler
and Juan Arreola, the guy in Pennsylvania
who nearly killed his girlfriend's 2-year-old
last year, explaining to a judge, "I'm not a morning person."

I'd always been a night owl, but for years I'd longed
to defect to the other side.
In my fantasies, I was a Fortune 500-type who threw off the covers
at 5 and engineered a hostile takeover by 7.
Instead, I generally stayed up until 1:30 in the morning, reading
magazines or clicking aimlessly through Wikipedia, waking up
grumpy and remorseful at 9:30, if not later.
Over the years I'd tried all the usual tactics—multiple alarms, earlier
bedtimes, lab-rat levels of caffeine—and nothing had worked.

As unbelieveable as it may sound, its true.
I tend to wake up at the very last minute and find myself
rushing in most morning therefore that marked the day
that im late for school.
It doesnt get any better though that im starting school in a week and
i have to get up at 6 in the morning.

The previous entry wasnt all that important so you
dont have to understand it.
If i were to just basically summarize it, its about
someone who loves children.
I was just fooling around.
And i was just fooling around again in this
next video im gonna show you.
I bet ive made some of your days
there by saying that.
Sadly, i wont be uploading it on here because my Youtube
account is giving me a hard time but
since bestfriend has already uploaded it over at her mulitply.
You should go check them out.
That goes without saying, im sure the fact that we've done
an another lip sync video excites you.
I kept forgetting the darn lyrics so i looked a tad retarded.
I feel like im doing an advert.
Ps; That colourful thing that bestfriend had with her is my colourful stripey socks
and ive wore it once with shoes.
Muahahahaha!
-Attempts evil laugh with head going backwards.

Look at my tagboard.
Look at how many times that user Lynnshikin
tagged me, i dont
even know where to start.
She has never tagged me that much before but
she always has so much to say, both
virtually and in reality.
It must be at around 7 in the morning when
she tagged me because
she's never slept like how a normal person should.
How could she accused me of not
reading her entries, ive never
seen that word ZONKED in her entries before.
I think she's just mad at momo for
running around the house when
she's trying to clean momo's butt with a towel
so she decided to vent her anger on me.
She is going to run my bestfriend
down with the Singapore Flyer and stoning
her with those Charles & Keith heels
and also is having thoughts of letting Momo
run around my bestfriend's house yet she
still have the cheek to say she loves children.
She is therefore my aunt, and i love her.
Ahahahahhahahahahahha.
My bestfriend new favourite pick up
line is "Aye Bay Bay"
She uses it on Momo and now
they're going out, officially.
MOMO IS A FEMALE CAT.
Thats it, im running out of things to say.
Im feeling totally drained, as though ive just
composed a Beethoven Symphony.

Sleepover was insane in a very good way.
I really couldnt be arsed to type
everything out, what we did and basically
anything that could bore you but i just hated
how it ended so quickly.
I was totally zonked out
[Yes, zonked out. I came across that word in Besfriend's
multiply and is immediately attracted to it]
by 3am.
I couldnt possibly go on any further as i didnt
slept at all the day before and was
seriously exhausted but nevertheless, i never
wanted it to end that fast.
All we managed to do is to, flap my hair and
watched 1 dvd but thats it.
Bestfriend must have had the time of her life flapping
my hair, she must have felt very rockstar-ish.
No, i enjoyed the flapping.
It tickles my neck, i felt like im in heaven when she does that.
HAHA!
We didnt managed to squeeze any videos
of us doing silly things, sadly.
Must be hard for our fans to cope
with the fact that we didnt.
We'll sign your foreheads when
school reopens, dont pout.
Ahahaha, kidding.
We've got ourselves some quite a few flattering
responses to our previous
"Mocking-beaaaaard"
video and that includes an unknown viewer
who actually labeled us
"crazy gerls..."
It made me lol.
But anyway,
We went for swimming at Jurong
before the sleepover though.
Maybe that explains why
everybody was so tired after.
Younger sister and Bestfriend had
the same swimming costume on, they look
like a SWAT team only without weapons and all those
violent man-made things.
Meheheheehe, they're cute.
Bestfriend must be having
thoughts that i cant swim.
I can swim, i just happen to be shy.
I tend not to handle publicity well.
xD
Pictures, i will upload them in a bit.
I need to get them from Bestfriend.

The video i posted of me and my bestfriend below is
currently unavailable and i dont even know why so,
There you go (:
I'll update the rest in a bit.

I dont know who to answer first so to Nina, Shahida, Fedoura.
AHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHA!!



I know you had fun, didnt you Bestfriend?
Noooo, dont lie.
AHAHA!
You even insisted another song, Labels or Love but i wouldnt upload it on here
because its upside down and i have no idea how to turn it around.
Okaaay, maybe i choose the song because i had so much fun but
you didnt even argue at all, it all makes sense.
HAHAHHAHHA!
And LOL at "Tak padan, bergaye eh misha"
I love your mom, im going to buy her a knife on her birthday for her next killing.
Mehehehehehehe.
Maybe i should keep these videos coming so i could get more people to tag at my blog.
That sounded really pathetic.

I love how my holidays are turning to be a splendid one, knowing that
i have something to
look forward to rather than just sit around and watch
the same old advert over and over again.
Today i did this with Bestfriend.

She has the funniest reaction ever.
Good thing, i managed to keep a straight face through
out or it wouldnt have not been
pleasant if i were to burst out laughing in the middle of the video.
Im heading to Botanic Garden tommorrow with Fedoura
because she wanted to take pictures.
Actually, to be really honest.
She has been wanting to go many different types of
places eversince and yet it has not been fulfilled
like for example, The Gym.
Oh and, The Club that shamini's father own.
Also, The ride in Sentosa.
Im assuming she fancies having dreams like that
as so to keep boredom away so she wouldnt do
things like cutting her fringe.
Ahahahahhaa, kidding.
Swimming would be on the day after followed with a
sleepover with Bestfriend over at mine.
Its been ages since we last had sleepovers, basically
just talk till dawn or crack some goofy antics, im sure of it.
Bestfriend is having visions of swimming as a daily
exercise or even, once a week because
its healthy and really good for backbones.
My backbone.
You cant argue with that kind of logic.

Today was well spent with her,

Nurul had dreams of becoming a boxer when Nina is
already a boxer, herself.
A very straightforward boxer, i tell you.
She calls carrots, mayonnise and cabbages mixed
altogether, stinky stockings.
She loves origami that sounded almost like oranges
and is thinking of buying a swimming suit that costs at about fifty dollars, tops.
She switches off televisions in Carrefour because
she hates dumb advertisements.
She plays two notes on the piano, a high note and
a low note and says that they sounded
very terrifying indeed.
She loves crispy chickens.
She dislikes the original kind.
She shops at the "spotlight" and now
im addicted to that shop too.
She is therefore, My dearest Bestfriend.
and her,

All i can say is, i very much do believe she'll make it to being the next contender.
She is therefore, My dearest Neighbour.

I love them both.
This is bestfriend and me. Nurul wouldnt join us. If not we would have been,
"The Three Musketeers"
And this is my favourite picture taken by the dearest neighbour.



Oh and the picture of me above, i bought that muffler scarf together with that long-sleeved top but you couldnt really see it because its black.


This is obviously one of the reason why i look forward to school holidays.


CAN YOU BELIEVE IT?

Can you believe that ive been sitting infront of the computer for the past
8 hours, browsing through every each of the
tutorial videos in Youtube, ive most probably viewed all of them,
trying my desperate best to learn to play a song on
the guitar and i havent even managed
to get my fingers on the right chord without screaming
in pain, and now ive got blisters on
the tip of my fingers.
I always end up screwing the whole song im working
on by drumming the guitar,
which trust me, is waaaay more easier.
I should have just gotten myself a drum set instead.
I can actually see myself smashing the guitar
on the wall due to the frustration.
But no, i wont give up just yet plus the guitar is not mine.
My grandfather told me that i'll pick it up in
no time, but what if i dont?
I did Algebra all my life, and ive never picked that up.
I think im better off dancing eventhough some of
my dance moves is kind of like punching
the air like im fighting three invisble men at once.
No, i was kidding.
Ahaha.
Come on, you home skillets, fo real?
I aint no bust like that, i got me some of ma own legendary moves, yo.
Pfffffft!
Mehehe.
Anyway, I would never ditch my wanting to play the
guitar for a new hobby like dancing.
Thats insane, its an act of betrayal to a.. musical piece.
Its like betraying to Mozart!
Whatever it is, i need four plasters except for my thumb.

Oh, and on a brighter note.
HAPPY TWENTY-SEVENTH BIRTHDAY AUNTY! (:
Three old men are talking about their aches, pains and bodily functions.
One seventy year old man says,

"I have this problem. I wake up every morning at seven
and it takes me twenty minutes to pee."
An eighty year old man says,

"My case is worse. I get up at eight and I sit there
and grunt and groan for half an hour before I finally have a bowel movement."
The ninety year old man says,

"At seven I pee like a horse, at eight I crap like a cow."
"So what's your problem?" asked the others.
"I don't wake up until nine."

You're lucky, you're still twenty seven because
if you're ninety and facing the same problem, i pity Uncle Wan.
You will have to probably sleep with Momo.
I lovers you.
(:

"Just so you ought to know, im the kind of person
that am not fully committed in a relationship but
eventhough i am the type, you will expect the
least from me but that doesnt mean, i dont love
the person im in a relationship with, i still very much do"
"I get what you mean, thats why i choose you"
Choose me? Like shopping?
Seriously,
What the hell is that suppose to mean?!