'Like A Pot Calling A Kettle
Black' .
Well , have i done much explaination yet ?
No ?
Oh wells..
To start off , You really need this smething
called
'Mirror'.
u need me to define 'Mirror' ??
its ok though .
i dun mind explaining since uve never ever
read books .
and i bet you dont even know what is a book .
Neither do u know what a carpenter actually is
and F.Y.I
its not somebody who makes shoes ok .
U seriously need to get your ass back to kindergarden .
Teacher!!
Wow , ur dumb .
im not surprise .
But ok well .
A 'mirror'
is smething that reflects.
You can get it anywhere though .
Ask your many girlfriends for one , They'd be
sooo glad to donate you one since you need
your other $600++ to pay your fees .
Again , i dont think A mirror is enough coz den it will crack
if u smile and you will have to dump it and get a new one.
Now i just realised you get sensitive over little little
things .
Ok , i lied .
you get sensitive over HUGE things coz
u DO have a HUGE gap .
im afraid you might just break down and cry~~
So , Fix that ok ?
*Blinks*
HAH!
No , seriously .
I want you to knw how
ATROCIOUS-FISH-LIKED
TO THE POWER OF 20
you look .
You are soooooo UGLY that if you look in a mirror.
Your reflection throws up or
maybe can i borrow ur face for a few days ,
My ass is going on HOLIDAY.
In other words , Monsterous lookin or UGLY .
andand .
WOOOOPPPSSS~
if i ever offended you in class earlier , Moron .
You couldnt blame me , No one could
coz im not lying .
Im stating the FACT .
PURE FACT , DumbJacka**.
i got it from the source itself .
its Source based ,
DUDE-WHO-TAKES-GEOGRAPHY-COZ-HE-
SUCKS-IN-ENGLISH
which he finds it really hard to
write good words in paragraphs .
Really .
You should seriously
shut your GAP and
stop making fun of others
who look waaaaaayyyy better than you .
and u
really & truly
need to go see a dentist .
ur mom told me she already set an appointment
for you .
dun be too afraid lers , the dentist wont bite .
Oh wells~
im totally ok with you makin up RIDICULOUSLY
STUPID MASSIVE LIES abt
me digging my nose in class and put it in my mouth
cause You who thought of that and its really disgusting .
plus u wrote it at a paper and asked someone
to paste it at the boys toilet and
u said u threw it away instead .
whats more , U WERE BORED .
oh~
GET A LIFE DUDE .
u should really save up and get it on EBAY .
it feels great , seriously .
You should really really try geting one.
i recommend u getting it online perhaps .
dun be a Fool
and step outside coz
People will laugh at how
ugly u are
INSIDE & OUT .
I dont want you to be much much more
embarass after all this .
AWWWW , im sucha good arch enemy arent i .
HOW CREATIVE~
OHHH~~ IM IMPRESSED~~
at least , i dont do stories .
especially , a REALLY fake ones .
I didnt know u were gonna take the
'Gap-toothed'
issue very seriously coz
everything is a TOTAL JOKE to you .
Ok , Now. u can start being embarrass coz
u havent felt like that for sooo long
aint that rightt ..
Cooling isnt it?
whenever u open your mouth.
u'll get a free COLD
breeze in between your gaps .
ooops , am i getting onyour last nerves
AGAIN ??
pffftt~
see how hard-headed you are .
eat too many sweet stuffs when u were young and
refuse on brushing your teeth .
Now , uve fully grown an ABNORMAL sets of teeth .
YUCKS .
u bite your pen .
EW , weirdo .
and i accidentally touched it .
GROSS!
SHUCKS !
im gonna get GAPS too soon!!!!
CALL 911 A.S.A.P!!
hehh .
Go get proper treatments CAN YOU ?
I dun want other people to be
Gap-toothed too.
ITS A CONTAGIOUS disease .
We sadly dont have any cure for it yet .
sheeeeeshhh .
AND puhh-leeeeeeeeeeeezz
Piranha DUDE , GO GET BRACES yaww , seriously .
the sight of it , just really makes me wanna PUKE .
and i mean PUKE .
Ms PanTAT
was REALLY IRRITATING ..
she was delibrately
pissing me off , That Dumb Beast .
can she even do anything .
i mean she's not retarded , literally .
The moron beside me is getting really
and seriously
Irritating +annoying ..
^
(actually i need a bigger font for this , Not just Huge .
Humongous . its an emergency call . i need everyone to know how
much of an annoyance he is )
Duhh uhh.
How do u expect me to finish my mind
map when a weirdo is really getting on my
LAST NERVES .
andyou too ,
Ms PanTAT
A.K.A
Dumb beast
are also officially getting on my
last nerves too .
at least , hand me a shot gun so i could
kill this Gap-toothed
its better than just sitting down dere and
go .
'hey! SIT DOWN!'
bla bla~
Teacher's are sometimes mentally
unstabled .
and to FAT A** ,
stop
going all
'hahahhaha'
or i will have to chop off
that 10 pounds of ugly meat above your neck .

Today was HORRIBLE .
I spell out 'EXTREMELY' .
Things just couldnt simply work out fine or
go my way or either ways.
Likewise .
This Morning ..
3 Mins till bell .
Nina and me were still running2 , struggling
to make it to the end
but unfortunately .
We Couldnt make itt .
TO THE PARADE SQUARE THAT IS.
It was our very ferst time being late since 2006 .
EVER.
although we do play cheat and do flag down cabs if
we are totally late .
we've definetely shown improvements then .
Add that in the Guiness Book Of Records ok ?
But being late wasnt much of a fuss or really the cause
of everything at all .
(The bus drivr wasnt really putting A 101% to
wad time it already was)
although it is ,
my classmates evn got frightened of
"THE BEING LATE"
issue and did the unthinkable .
did smethin worse like nt even turning up for school
which was really idiotic to have had
ended up CausewayPoint instead .
BASED ON TRUE STORY.
im nt making dat one up ..
I seem to be getting typo's really .
Dammn Bill Gates , stop fooling around already .
anyways ,
The 'Being Late' part was alright , its all cool ..
Like , freezing .
hah .
But the MR WEE'S morning Blaaa blaaa~~~ NESS
melt everything .
Hah!
Not melt as in
'Alahhaiii~ cair nye aku dgr suare Mr Weeeeee'
kinda melt .
Its the 'You Sick Freak , stop repeating
what u just told me or i would shove that lampost
by your house up your ass'
SCREWED!
YAH , SCREWED everything.
He saw me with my blouse tucked out .
ok tucked out is a messy one to describe me in
that specific situation.
Tied ok .
My blouse was like tied together , litrelly .
Like when u hate tucking in and u still hate
looking all messy by tucking out .. that neutral look .
yah , use shoelaces .
Ok so he told me ..
DEMANDED me to tuck in .
i did as told .
He then told me that my socks was inapporiate
and my socks was suppose to be above the ankle
not below .
i said 'Yes~!'
he walked away leaving 'The Monster'
nagging at us .
she look retarded .
I mean look at that long skirt she wore .
It looked sooooooooo 10+1 minutes ago .
maybe she's also late and had to rush up
to her attic and pick up a long skirt
as long as its
long enough for her .
she looked like a walking curtain in it .
sooo .
i thought Mr Wee wasnt gonna bother me anymore
But i was wrong .
There he goes again .
'Im warning you ahh , The socks'
I KNOWWWW , DUDE .
why the heck do u keep repeating that .
'The socks ahh , Pull up a bit .
Look at me , when my hair gets long i go get a haircut
. see .
my shoes are all brand new . see neat outfits .
No wrinkles on it .
You sec 3 already ahh , BEHAVE'
RIGHTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!
acting like he is all Calvin Klein's male model.
hahahhaha!
EW.
imagine that . Calvin Klein's ????
Kelvin Hong suda la ehh .
and dont tell me if his hair gets long by an inch he gets a haircut
which would make him a total freak with brand new shoes .
shheessh~
walks up to nina .
'You very good . all tuck in . Socks ok , but must higher a bit but
stil ok la'
turns to me .
'You! Your socks'
NINAAAAAAAAAAAAA~
tuck in konon .
hahahhahahhahah!
Nina's reaction towards Mr Wee was FREAKING FUNNY!!
she was all .
'Ok. yep . Ok. Sure'
Cheerfully plakkkk tuuuuuuuu.
hahhahahh!
i couldnt laugh there but i wanted to .
haha .
yala .
how could u not answer that
sarcastically yet sweetly and cheerfully .
u escaped the nightmares frm Mr Weee .
the warnings .
the warnings that im still not gonna bow to .
Better Luck next time ok , Mr Wee ?
haha.
Ok then get back to class .
Got sudden Check ups la .
After school , followed shamini to Old Chang Kee .
she bought this SOTONG HEAD .
hah .
well then , i was about to
move away from the sambal
when it caught my school blouse and leaving
a big red stain on it .
ARGH!
and i mean ARGH!
I had to went back home alone with that red stain
looking half retarded like some kid who doesnt know
how to eat .
Thats nt all .
so i went back with that pathetic Red Stain .
and when i took out my mp3 and hoping listen to it , get
my mind of today .
THURSDAY .
22/02/07 .
but if ure guessing that the battery is low .
YES .
the worse is yet to come .
the battery was ok at ferst and THE LOUD
CRASH THE WEDDING SONG BY BUSTED
SHOOOTS right in my ear .
Hitting my eardrums upside down infact
all over the place .
i left it pause at a full volume yesterday and i got
it on today , It GAVE ME A HELL OF A SHOCK .
wow . it almost gave me a heart attack .
and after that the battery went dead .
WHAT IS GOINGGGG ONNN!!
hah .
try .
switching it on again .
'LOW BATTERY'
was right at the screen .
Ok .
SHUCKS!
SHOOT!
SHIT!
i just sit still .
not doing anything .
absofreakinlutely
nothing bad is gonna ever occur no more .
i just wnted to get back home .
so .
The 804 BUS!!!
i ran .
ok no , i fasten up my pace and I MISS THE BUS!!!
ok , now i really truly wants to get home .
ok so
got up the 806 bus .
and when its reaching near the bustop i wanted to
get down to .
Guess what .
I hit my head at the top of the bus .
u know , the that one .
when u sit rigghhhht at the back .
and at the end .
if u want to stnd up u will have to tilt down a little bit
or u'll knock ur head .
yaaaa!!!
i miss the tilting down a bit and knock my head which
lets out a really loud knocking sound .
What a hit .
i couldnt feel anymore painful as i was already embarrass .
hah!
so i got down .
and was really really hoping that nothing much more
worse could happen .
Like getting knock over by those pillars or .
FALLING DOWN THE DRAIN which happened to me 2 years ago
when i was in sec1 .
i clearly rembered that till now .
i remembered it as , The Wind actually blowed me
and down the drain i go and
some NorthBrooks retarded looking dude
laughed at the sight of me sehh .
ahah .
ahh .
Ok sounds ridiculous .
But i didnt miss my steps .
It was THE WIND!!!
ok im aint that lighttt .
but really really .
i felt it was like that ,
i told my mom and my dad .
at ferst they felt all sorry for me
and soon when i told them the WIND BLOWED ME .
they go .
'HAHAHHAHHAHHAHAHAHHA!'
Laughing their ass out
What the- HEY come ONNN!
im being serious .
i dont have the mood to joke since my knee is all
plastered.
ok , i need a physiciatrist
im freaking myself out .
hahha .
Ok .
i need a break from all these exhaustion .

IS HE HAWT OR WHAT!
-Ashraf Safdar Husain-
The Arena Judge.
Okayyy .
so
i couldnt manage to
save his picture right from the net .
he's pictures are not published in either Yahoo or
Google.
so i got in that www.thearena.com.sg
and tried saving his picture but this dumb small box
suddenly appeared and it wrote
'Sorry, that function is disabled.
ALL RIGHTS RESERVED.'
DANG!
so i took out my hp and captured it right from there
instead so ..
Pardon My Arse ...
Nyahahaha!
for all the megapixels .
so yah .
MUST ADMIT.
he's nothing compared to ...
Jesse McCartney
Zac Afron
(although he does have a weird smile sometimes)
Im with my opnions .
Ok , Maybe Not .
Lets get the Hotter Version of them , shall we .
Wentworth Miller & Dominic Purcell
A.K.A
Micheal Scofield & Lincoln Burrows .
okehh .
that's the fact.
im in lurveeeeeeeee with ashraf
-The arena judge-
i know i can never get all of the above .
like jesse or zac or miller or burrows .
That's for sure .
not even a picture with them.
they are like in hollywooooooooooood .
miles away .
But that sweet luukin judge
he's in singapore .
weeets!
nyahahaha!
ok DREAM ON .
whatever though .
hehe.
BACK OFF , NINA .
muahahahha!
nola .
Khehehehehe!
we share2 wokayyyy ??
haha.
and ive always looked up to people who give ways
to the younger ones , ya'know .
haha.
Nola.
alalalaala~
okla okla .
i will never lurveee him as much as i lurveee
you la ok , bestiie ?
(:
okok , shuddup Misha oiii .
Who knows , he's married .
im gonna be virtually slapped by his wife if she finds out .
haha!
ok .
lets move on to chapter two
soooooooo.
Younger sis had a haircut.
An ATROCIOUS one.
hahaha!
but she looks much much better.
whats it call again ?
The nowadays trend .
the one that look like they have fangs at the front
and short sloped at the back .
ConCave ??
ya that .
ConCave it is then
So yahh .
i skipp school today .
i dunt even think half the class came .
anyways .
i miss the celebration .
escaped from
decorating my class with stupid pigs stick-ons .
Red laterns etc .
No school tmrw .
no school the day after tmrw .
still no school the day after.
npes , still on hols .
thennn .
wednesday + 2.10pm +
TIE = HORRIFYING + BORING
to the POWER OF 6.
hahahhah!
ok .
im done with this .
im sooo hungry i could eat up this slow but decent working
computer .
Meanwhile .
Im gonna go see whats in the fridge
while
waiting for Mom & Dad to BRING HOME DINNER .
HOW COOL IS THAT .
starving and waiting .
Adioz .

Ok
LEG CRAMPS.
so i didnt stretch before running .
Cross Country was held today .
i mean yesterday
because its 12.13am.
and the only reason i blogged now is because
i cant get up earlier .
my legs was torturing me , and
i forced myself up .
yes , it is THE cross country .
all this while are just the trials .
so i make it sound endless in here .
it already ended .
NEXT STOP:
sports & art fest..
the weather were playing with us .
i didnt know it was gonna rain .
the sun were BLAZING at first .
ABSOFREAKINLUTELY HOTTT!
Blame the teacher who told us this during assembly .
'If it RAINS , we still keep running . we will stop
only if there is lightning'
and it actually did RAINED.
AND STOP...
COMES AGAIN..
AND STOP...
COMES AGAIN...
AND STOP....
COMES AGAIN....
AND STOP...
unpredictable .
anyways .
After that , met heidi at the bustop .
ive not like seen her for ages .
shamini got so excited that the moment shut her up .
hahahhah!
she showed her talkativeness only after heidi left canberra
cause if not , it would be heidi who does all the talking .
heheh.
took 852 .
drop at yishun ; Northpoint .
heidi insisted on tagging along .
so , yahh .
met Dearest Bestiie outside Golden Village .
she did texted me , telling me that she's gonna wait
for me outside Golden Village .
But i got her msg only after i was on my way home .
TERRIFIC!
something is wrong with my hp.
ok .
-List Of Excuses-
; srghwrwhlgrwfewerw...
;fewgwgrwbrbb....
; Something wrong with hp , keeps getting late messages
'MOM! DAD! I NEED A NEW HANDPHONE! ,
THIS ONE IS ALREADY SPOILT'
HAH!
wait long2 , misha .

Ok.
SPOT MEEEEEEE~
ok , Right .
The arrow , obviously .
if i didnt draft that arrow above me ,
Then yahhh , Take your time lah ehh.
'THIS IS OFFICIALLY GONNA BE MY OWN FORM
VERY , EXTREMELY , RETARDED CLASS
FOR THE NEXT TWO YEARS'
i was pushed .
ok , so everyone was already being toooo excited
to get their pictures taken .
i wasnt as excited obviously .
im not at all .
Look at where i was placed at .
EXACTLY!!
Righhttt Behind .
Like duhh .
'OI! Stop pushing la , idiot'
'Misha , Hurry2!'
'Rightttttttttttttt!'
SNAP!
Mdm Mazni ...
You ahhh .
At least say la 1,2,3 keee.
Dont Get Me WRONGGGG.
so the ballons and so on .
its not about someone's birthday party or whatsoeverNOT.
Its Valentine's day .
Oh wells , Happy Valentine's Day though People .
HAH!
they are always up for all this crapp .
but never in studies .
WEIRD .
VERY VERY WEIRD .
enough.
Im soooooooooooo Pissed and at the same time ,
i feel like , all nausea
i think im gonna skip on cross country tommorow .
Ok KIDDING.
im going .
Ive been sooooooooo Looking forward
on goin to Macritchie and back again with my
dearest bestiie but
i cant cause of some
That There , That This .
Whatever That , Whatever This problem .
The solution to it is really easy ,
The situation is what that makes it hard .
so im glad w're understandable .
haha .
and
i feel sooo guilty towards ashirin ehh?
hope i get her name right .
Dang!
who in their Right mind wouldnt be pissed if
u truly really need a simple favour from
your friends and they cant do it its not like ,
i ask them to go to australia to get me
a glass of water or somesort .
i just really need them to inform the others
that Plan A is Now changed to Plan B as
i cant get through the others and that i dont have
their
home phone number and such .
That's it .
THAT'S IT .
cant they just even do that .
and 'My friend' if you are feeling all bad and wanna start calling
them now .
.DONT BOTHER.
ive done my homeworks on that .
what's with the .
'Oh yah , i forgot to tell her that ,
u tell her jer la k .im gonna go sleep ..
nah-nyte!'
NAH-NYTE , your head!
i didnt know you were one of those too.
Ok so its No BIG DEAL .
im just MAD ; ANGRY ; FRUSTRATED .
so they can go miles to meet their boyfriends or
even pass on the hottest gossips about
Jesse McCartney dating Me which is a total Lie .
OBVIOUSL Y.
ok
i totally have no mood to joke around .
Right .
Dating Britney Spears or Tyra Banks .
they can do that straight away .
through the telephone .
or
if they are really that desperate , they would go to
ones houses .
BUT .
i dont think calling them my friends anymore would be such
a good idea , would it .
They are Just Plain Classmates who would ditch
their old friends if they have brand new ones .
Im getting my FACTS right and their FACTS right too .
ABSOFREAKINLUTELY IDIOTICS !

THE MP3 IS MINEEEEEEEEEEEE!
ok.
I promise You its gonna be a
simple & short one .
I aint gonna bore you guys with my long
entries no more okeyy ??
*GRINS*
GAWD!
im never gonna forgive my dad for what he has
just done .
DID .
he totally went right up to my window which is just
like
really low .
and said
'ALONG!'
which shocked me to death .
he walks .
HE WALKS!
why didnt i hear his footsteps .
he does dat at home .
he would drag his feet against my wooden tile and making
such a loud distractive sound .
and the whole world .
nyahahaha!
ok , the whole house can hear him walking .
anyways .
although its just a low tone call out .
it really really really shocked me .
you know , the low tone .
when guys voice breaks .
They would really produce this really monsterous low tone .
YAH THAT!
HE DID THAT TWICE ALREADY!
i told him nt to repeat that .
wow! i nearly died .
ok, exaggerating.
faint la .
i nearly fainted due to A REALLY BAD SHOCK .
and this time its NO JOKE!
im really pissed .
ok stop .
AND wewe .
GET IT OVER WITH!!!!
or
GET OVERRR ITT!!!!!
ure still not getting your hands on my mp3 .
cut your
EGO WHICH IS AS BIG AS THE VIVOCITY
AND AS TALL AS THE WORLD TRADE CENTRE
looose .
Y-O-U
A-R-E
S-I-M-P-L-Y
J-U-S-T
J-E-A-L-O-U-S.
CALL ME ..
ZEBRA .
dats wad u already label me as .
Thank you .
*sheeesh
or hippo or monkey or donkey or
cow or goat or.
ANYTHING .
im still not surrendering my mp3 to you .
NO .
Your not germany .
Im not japan .
(Japan did that right ? they surrender during world war ? )
Mr Siva is sooooooooo gonna
be proud of me if i get this right .
ok GEEZ!
I sound Dumb .
anyways ,
he's been telling us to read the history textbook ,
but apparently , we ignored .
Kick me .
Slap me .
THE MP3 IS STILL MINEE .
.PERIOD.
ok stop .
im done with my piece .
ONTO.
*Today*
Went out with my dearest Bestie again .
well its been 4 constructive saturdays .
NO!
i skip the last saturday ok , khai .
haha.
anyways .
yahh .
went to cineleisure .
Bought a ripples flip-flop .
And im sooooooooo In love with it .
haha .
But How much more foolish can i be.
hahahhah!
dun laugh ehh , nina .
im warning you.
HAH!
well , im desperate ~!
hahaha .
i quickly pull the pricey tag and just shove it into my bag .
excitement , excited .
wear it .
ok so, when we Got to bugis .
THANK YOU , NINA !
she spotted that sticker .
You know , when u buy flip flops .
There's a size sticker sticked on the back of it .
YAHH!
she spotted dat still on me , my NEW ripples flip flop rather .
nyahyahhh!
im like sooooooooo into the
embarassment section although i did laugh my ass outt!
wow!
HOPEFULLY , the singaporeans in the MRT
didnt see dat .
or a least , please pretend u didnt see that size sticker .
hahhahha!
shuddup NINA .
hahah!
ok . Now forget that .
haha .
hahhahah!
ok
i was a fool nt to take out that DAMN sticker .
hahah!
Ok fine .
Oh well .
cntinue our search for the day .
just a small bag .
we need that for dis coming thursday .
CROSS COUNTRY .
so we then found dis one really cool looking bag
which is just what we need .
But , the price .
well , we dun need the price .
haha .
ok so .
$19 .
'Can less ?'
nina said .
'Okay la , i give you $18'
'ummm , we are buying two of these you know'
'Okok , umm ill give you much more lesser discount .
$17 ???'
OKLA tuu .
he keeps lessening it with only a dollar .
But still , he does dat
w/o us putting on a pathetic simpathic looking
face .
haha!
so , we are cute .
so ,
Im not gonna deny that .
hahahhhah!
hey what ?
im just getting my facts right .
hahaha!
ok .
fly fly $$$ .
we both buy the same bag .
and i cant wait to put on the same bag as nina
on this coming thursday .
Ok, so before that .
we went to the Lime flea market just beside cineleisure .
and man!
i didnt know singapore had tornados .
and i didnt know it striked and demolished the whole market
only .
well ,haha .
no offence if offended.
but really .
it looks as though the tornado drops by and said hi .
it was in a mess .
all over the place .
bt That's why its called Flea markt .
GEEEZ , MISHA!
we both thought of buying the same earrings .
But hmmm ...
so went back home .
drop at interchange , go northpoint .
walk2 .
nina bought her favourite tapes .
i didnt buy any cause , if i did then i would have
the tempted-ness to scotchtape nina's mouth .
haha .
and by then , if she reads this .
i bet you , she's already in her baby-ness voicey .
nyahahhaha .
Ok kidding .
Haha .
and ok , so i lied abt the whole ,
'I promise you , its gonna be just as short & simple .
i aint gonna bore you guys with my long deadly or dreadful
entries'
hah .
soo ,
i just cant help it .
im losing control of myself when it comes to entries .
so ,
Im sorry then .
=P